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Parcells Is a (jerk) But He Wins

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Bill Parcells is a (jerk). He's pompous and he runs out on your football team as soon as it gets good.

I won't kill him on running out on the Giants, but he split on the Patriots, the Jets and Dallas.

He's teased a few teams like the Bucs and the Falcons, and he'll tease your team some day.

One thing you can't deny His teams win.

Sure he's not running the show, but I kinda think The Sparanos are getting some suggestions from the Man Upstairs.

He's working his magic again in Miami. It's pretty impressive that the Dolphins can win the AFC East - and won't it be great if they beat out the Favre Jets with Chad Pennington at the helm.

The Same Old Jets dodged a bullet today.

Monday Morning Mets Police

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Dialing around the league:

The Sparano's looked pretty underprepared. Favre didn't look that good (new system and all) and the Dolphins shoulda made that a game.

CBS Philly needs to switch away from blowouts. Pitt was up 35, come on dudes switch the game. Why not switch to the New England game and the big story of the day?

FOX NYC needs to switch away from blowouts. The Rams were completely usesless. Why not switch to Sea-Atl which was at least interesting?

The Browns looked completely useless.

I didn't think the 49ers looked bad. There's a lot of new folks there, but Gore looked like it will be a breakout year in a Martz offense.

Three Teams That Will Not Win The AFC East

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1. Dolphins - Tony Sparano won't get whacked by Bill Parcells but when you are starting the Jets discard at QB, you ain't winning. That being said - they will finish ahead of the Jets. Yes, Parcells is that smart.

2. Jets - Brett is 39 running a new offense. Plus they are the Jets, they have a curse, as done Madden '09. Look for Brett to have a miserable season playing in about 9 games.

3. Bills - one foot out the door on their way to Toronto. Not good for the fans, not good for the team.

Yeah I'm picking the Patriots. You'd be an idiot not to.

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