The Mets Police: All Quiet On The Western Front / Ugly Mets Attire

All Quiet On The Western Front / Ugly Mets Attire

All quiet. J-Man hasn't stabbed anyone. I can't do the Willie/Omar/Wilpons thing again. So I thought I'd hit mlb.com and see what atrocities they'd like us to buy.

Ah the old swoosh logo. As popular as the Islanders Gorton Fisherman. At least it's not black.

While wearing your swoosh shirt, why not wear this hat so we can punch you in the nose and steal your girlfriend.

Or maybe you should just get this stupid combo and look like a softball team...oh wait that's the actual uniform this team chooses to wear. Well I guess black and blue are gangsta colors, so Jerry will be at home if he cuts Reyes. Do gangstas wear gray pants?

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We're about Mets history and tradition. We'd like to see a Seaver statue at Citi Field. We'd like the black uniforms to go away. We'd like the team to always treat the fans with respect.

We're just regular old Mets fans like you who have migrated from the uppers to the Promenade where we were saddened when we found plexiglass. Finally, for all our complaining we just want the franchise to win the World Series (while nicely dressed).

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