The Mets Police

Amazing how the laughingstock team of all-time can get nice new non-black uniforms, young pitching, a couple of home grown stars...and be a half game out at the end of June.

Or you can sign free agents from the Red Sox and Braves and sign guys in their 40's to multi-year deals and try to market the team seventy ways to Sunday with a different uniform for every day of the week.

I still think we can fleece Tampa by offering them an out of baseball pitcher for Kazmir.