The Mets Police: You Are A Big Green Monster

You Are A Big Green Monster

The Red Sox are hiring someone to be Wally.

Represent the Boston Red Sox as Wally at select community and corporate events; always conducting him or herself in a professional manner during appearances. Must be available in a part time hourly role on weekdays, weeknights, weekends and holidays. Must have reliable transportation.

Minimum of one year experience as a sports mascot, theme park character or actor. Must have general knowledge of baseball and the Boston Red Sox. Ability to interact with and entertain a crowd. Must be able to withstand high heat in costume and be able to lift 50 pounds.

Apply now!

Anonymous said :

July 23, 2008 at 11:42 AM

I like jello.

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