The Mets Police

Santana.  Everyone loves him.  Signed.  Clutch.  Stays.

Maine.  Everyone loves him.  Signed.  Stays.

Perez.   Good enough.  Sign him.

Pedro.   4 Innings Ain't Enough.  Later gator.

Pelfrey.  Who knew?   Obvious keeper.

All bullpen.  Anyone who did not start a game and was a pitcher.   Hang them at dawn.

Delgado.  Option.  Pick-up and Trade.  Yes I said pick-up and trade.  He nearly got lynched in April.   Get him out of here now before the posse regathers.

Castillo.    Pariah.  Must Go.

Reyes.   Everyone but me likes him.  Fine, I'll go with the flow.

Wright.   Duh.

Murphy.   Probably the fifth most popular man on the team by the end of the year.   Hopefully the Minayans understand it.

Evans.   Not that good.  People love him.  Keep.

Chavez.  Not that good.  People love him.  Keep.

Beltran.  Really not that loved.  Really not that good.   I bet deep down Mets fans would rather have a bunch of these no name guys the Philles have.    Let's move Beltran out.

Church.   Was a nice story for a while.  So was Nady.   So will the next guy be.

Catcher.   There's like seven of them.  Nobody cares.  Don't need em.

In the next installment....who they should add.