The Mets Police: Shocking Video! Mr. Met Is Secretly Human Male!

Shocking Video! Mr. Met Is Secretly Human Male!

If you dare watch this video (spoilers!) you will learn the truth that Mr. Met is a human male.

Long believed to be some sort of baseballoid, Mr. Met is in fact human.

Some of us were hoping that there was secretly a hot chick in the costume (don't ask) but it's not.

It's a dude.

Why Fox Why?

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