The Mets Police: Letterman's Top 10 Features Of New Yankee Stadium

Letterman's Top 10 Features Of New Yankee Stadium

Awesome...although 8 and 6 are week and not as reality based as the others.

http://lateshow.cbs.com/latenight/lateshow/top_ten/contest/index/php/20090411.phtml

Top Ten Features of the New Yankee Stadium


			Due to a recession, only has two bases Richard V., Avondale, PA

			Restroom floors are pre-soaked in urine for your convenience Marty H., Jackson, KY

			Pitcher's mound is now made of delicious Hershey's chocolate Paul F., Barrie, Ontario

			Battery dispenser in the outfield bleachers Stephen P., King City, CA

			In addition to runs and hits, digital scoreboard keeps track of stabbings John S., Sacramento, CA

			It's known as the "House That A-Rod's Cousin Built" Bob U., Bethel, CT

			In-seat urinals -- no wait, that was old Yankee Stadium Allan B., Toronto, Canada

			24-hour steroid kiosks Donald R., Freehold, NJ

			No corporate seats in the upper deck to prevent executives from jumping Cameron D., Ho Ho Kus, NJ

			Three locker rooms: Yankees, visiting team, and Madonna Harold F., Pittsburgh, PA

Anonymous said :

April 15, 2009 at 1:03 PM

Nice job. :) Love number 5.

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