 | | | | | |  | | Due to a recession, only has two bases
Richard V., Avondale, PA | |  | |  | | Restroom floors are pre-soaked in urine for your convenience
Marty H., Jackson, KY | | | |  | | Pitcher's mound is now made of delicious Hershey's chocolate
Paul F., Barrie, Ontario | | | |  | | Battery dispenser in the outfield bleachers
Stephen P., King City, CA | | | |  | | In addition to runs and hits, digital scoreboard keeps track of stabbings
John S., Sacramento, CA | | | |  | | It's known as the "House That A-Rod's Cousin Built"
Bob U., Bethel, CT | | | |  | | In-seat urinals -- no wait, that was old Yankee Stadium
Allan B., Toronto, Canada | | | |  | | 24-hour steroid kiosks
Donald R., Freehold, NJ | | | |  | | No corporate seats in the upper deck to prevent executives from jumping
Cameron D., Ho Ho Kus, NJ | | | |  | | Three locker rooms: Yankees, visiting team, and Madonna
Harold F., Pittsburgh, PA | |
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